Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Dhoni might get tossed! - Exclusive inside story

Dhoni might get tossed! - Exclusive inside story
-Vidyashankar Harapanahalli

In BCCI board meeting held last evening, board members have expressed deep concern about Dhoni’s skills. After the meeting, BCCI Board members have passed on a strong message to selectors & Indian team coach. Although Dhoni as a captain has been consistently winning matches and series for India, he has been losing tosses very badly. Soon he might be setting a new world record which no board or selectors will be proud of.

Indian media is screaming “Dhoni's losing streak extends to 10”. Issue seems to grow bigger than CWG. As an immediate action, Indian selectors have decided to send a strong message to Indian Captain – “perform or perish!”

It is learnt from a highly reliable. source that Garry Kirsten has been asked to come out with a definite plan along with time-lines to improve the toss record. As the World cup is approaching fast, it comes as no surprise that the board has taken the issue so seriously.

In a sting operation, it was revealed that Gary has decided to send Dhoni to Gambling Den’s of Goa. If it does not help, then probably to Las Vegas or to even casino’s of Monaco.

It is still not ruled out, of having multiple captains, One exclusively for toss. John Buchanan was found jumping with joy in Australian beaches, for finally someone accepting his theory and putting it to practice.

It is learnt that Dhoni is practicing hard with his trusted lieutenant Suresh Raina. This right and left combination is expected to yield good result. In Kochi, Dhoni and Suresh did not leave team’s hotel even for team’s practice session. When contacted they gave the lame excuse of rain.

Dhoni is so desperate and determined to win the toss, so much so that, he not even bothered about result of the match. When contacted Sport Psychiatrics have predicted 'Don't be surprised if Dhoni breaks into Sreeshanth like dance' immediately after winning the toss!

‘Punter’ Pointing has declined the rumor that he was approached by the Indian Board to coach Dhoni on tossing skills. However he confused the newsmen saying that he is open to a coach job after Ashes. It looks so inevitable considering 2-0 loss to India. Warnie, who is yet to exchange SMS with punter on this, was not available for comment.

Comic article, all facts are made to create some humor! You know it already isn’t it?

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